Locking "The Torch;" One-line joke
I'm temporarily setting "The Torch" to "friends only," because the admins at the Phoenix Rising Challenge asked me not to post it (on PS) until the contest closes -- from which I infer that they'd probably not want it to be publicly available here either. I'll happily reset it at the same time I do post it.
Meanwhile, here's an obscure joke. If you actually get it, you should seriously re-think how you spend your spare time. (It's too late for me, unfortunately.)
A: They make you an offer you can't understand.